There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i think i have herpe
just one?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
