we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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