what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's never too late to be topless.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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