I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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