Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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