Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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