her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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