It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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