Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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