But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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