in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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