Dual....:-)
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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