Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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