You're so nebulous sometimes
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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