just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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