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so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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