Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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