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Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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