no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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