You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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