hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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