no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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