Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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