He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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