he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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