theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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