i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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