i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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