my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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