I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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