Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
