All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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