I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I checked into jail on foursquare
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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