I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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