who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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