Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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