i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.