If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet