Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
