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(217): View more from Illinois

i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.

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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.

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(360): View more from Washington

you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.

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