i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
