I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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