everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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