He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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