I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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