Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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