Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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