i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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