Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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