Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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