Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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