I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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