You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize