I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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