i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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