Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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