he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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