i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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