When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I have post one night stand depression
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