so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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