belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sorry my hands just texted you
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
my poor anus
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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