After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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