i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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