The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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